Friday, September 01, 2006

Where to look for a room...

CRAIGSLIST is the answer everybody gave me. The "secret" tool for the wannabe New Yorker and general globeetrotter. Millions and millions of listings. Probably thousands of chances a day to find your dream accomodation. What a dirty lie! I came here believing that the house search will be hard and quite some work but what I had to face was ridiculous and really disappointing. Apparently is the house market in New York so tight that even hostels are booked out weeks in advance. I actually met some students planning to stay the entire semester in a hostel. When craigslist says it is a private listing, there is a 50% chance that actually you are talking to a broker. I f you meet him, the original flat is "just rented a minute ago". But guess what. For a tiny fee of 2000 $ he can provide you with an even better apartment or room. If you are "lucky" to mail the other 50 %, three fourths will never answer. The remainder actually gives you the chance to come and see the apartment in what is called an open house. These events only miss professional beer sellers and hot sausages! You will meet around 50 people all looking at the room. I learned fast that it is a stupid idea to say that you stay for only 4 months. But even if you are pretending to stay 25 years, there are other people waving with thousands of dollars (no joke!!!) just to get the apartment. Well, if those crazy Bill's and Lisa's are not there, the landlord requires an american guaranto who earns 80 times a months rent! Think about that! Here a short calculation:

You want to rent a studio (1 room) in Manhattan, old style and torn down: 2,200 $ a month
A years rent would be 26,400 $; 80 times a months rent would be 176,000 $ a year.

Besides me in 20 years, I know nobody who owns that money and has an american passport. (Trace, do you earn that money by any chance???)

Well, there is another categorie of landlords. The ones living in the apartment themselves. On average, we are talking about a 50 year old woman with 4 1/2 cats. I saw rooms where the bed was used as a cat toilet, rooms where cats were born and died and rooms where the old woman was not distinguishable from her cats. Purrrrrrrrr - Cats are ok??? Nope! Cats are fine, but I don't want to sleep in their toilet!

So how am I ever supposed to find an apartment?????

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dago, Dago, Dago....

David and I told you, that you should call if you have a problem with the 80 months desposit. Now we had to spend the money on beer instead ;)

Best from Chapel Hill
Denis&David

GO TO TAR HEELS!
and
TO HELL WITH DUKE!

7:07 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah wah wah... didn't i tell you it was going to be impossible... the first thing out of your mouth when you talk to any brokr should be- "I AM NOT PAYING A FEE"... anyhow suck it up and move to the UES...a long subway ride to school but at least the apartments are cheaper...
former NY-er

3:52 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dago,

Man, your comments remind me of my first few days around Miami when I got there in 2000. Ok, taken, Miami is not quite as agressive as New York, but...

My only piece of advise... patience and enjoy as much as you can. Go the American way and just get into debt!!!

Good luck and take care

Javier Marquina

9:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dago,

I appreciate the problems you´re encountering, really. I feel sooo bad sitting alone all day in my 300 square meter appartment on 5th Avenue. I have so much free space that I had to buy 5 potted plants and 4 cats to "furnish" the place, what a shame.... I wish I could offer you shelter tonight but my white cat, Friedrich, didn´t sleep too well yesterday...

Lucky I can joke around now that you´ve finally found a cool place {that´s breaking news!}.

See u tonight

Cedric

12:25 PM

 

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